
Some time ago, we painted an “accent wall” in our family room. This was a big deal, because Alan and I have diplomas (five all together) but no skills, like knowing what’s wrong with the car or how to make a ball gown out of dish towels. Fortunately, our daughter Caiti (say “Katie”) has Painting Experience ranging from little ceramic Christmas towns to entire apartments.
After three trips to the paint store, we (not so much me) began Preparing the Surface--taping around the area to be painted, filling in nail holes, etc. One of those difficult lessons that you have to learn along the way is that, no matter how easy or fun some project looks, before you can get to the fun part, you must Prepare the Surface. By the time you’ve done that, you may not have time to finish and your back or another part may hurt. Take a shower and two ibuprofen. You’ll feel better.
Alan and Caiti were astonishingly strong, sturdy, perseverent, patient, and careful, tossing paint and father-daughter Hawkins DNA around like it was no big deal. My theory is that Alan’s six generations of LDS DNA--go to seven but only half for the kids--has enabled Alan, Caiti, and Brian to withstand everything from germs to evil with flair. My DNA was aching, as it sometimes does, and I couldn’t stand watching them paint for long, for fear that they would fall off something they were standing on (he’s 6’ tall; she’s 5’10”, but we have 9-foot ceilings). I have anxious, not-originally Mormon DNA. So I went to read “The Council of Elrond” in
The Fellowship of the Ring.Lo and behold, we ended up with two near-perfect coats of “Bracing Blue.” I love blue, and this is a great blue. So, I now present
Everything I Learned in Life, I Learned from Watching Alan and Caiti Paint the Wall: 1. Unlike your hair, paint dries darker than it looks when it’s wet, so buy a 1-quart sample and see how it looks in different lights after it dries. Also known as “spend the money to get it right or you’ll regret it later.”
2. Prepare the surface carefully, even if you think it’s dumb. Also known as “spend the time and effort to get it right or they’ll both be wasted.”
3. Paint with someone you like. Also known as “spend time with your ever-more-amazing adult child.”
4. Be careful to stand on sturdy things and don’t overreach. Also known as “the law of gravity still applies to you.”
We decided not to do another painting project soon. We’re not 31, as Caiti is, although both Alan and Caiti recovered nicely. I love looking at the serene blue wall, especially where it frames our print of James Christensen’s
Evening Angels--also serene. It would fit right in on a wall in Rivendell, perhaps on a blue wall in Elrond’s house, near a window with a waterfall softly roaring outside.